Welcome to the most Diverse Tavern anywhere! If you wish to kick back with a drink, make new friends, or fight the good fight, you've found the Tavern. If you decide to stay, please speak to [Fuu], [Elwyne], or [Thaylian]. Please, come on in and take a look around!

2009-03-07 [Elwyne]: (huggles Kitara)

2009-03-07 [Fuu]: Ouchies El. I think it's the dad in need of adjusting not the kid.

2009-03-07 [Elwyne]: I agree, but there's nothing we can do about him, he's just a total jerk... not that Nat's new boyfriend is any better... she has really bad taste in men and makes it worse by having trouble admitting when she made a mistake.

2009-03-07 [hammersmashface]: yeha i have troble with other guys too...cant ceep myself from fighting them...

*remembers **turns to Chaotix *throws hands up in fighting position...

2009-03-08 [Kitara Softpaw]: Makes me glad I is a girl *huggles elwyn back* I wrotes to you Els but it mustve gotten lost in the mail :(

2009-03-08 [hammersmashface]: oh no one is save if they try to steal MY friend :P...females ill jsut tuck tap up nad draw fake facial hair with a permanet marker...uhhh and ill paint fingernails oddly mismaching colors!!! RRRAAAAAAWWWWW  :)

2009-03-09 [Chaotix Palidien]: muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha im friendly to every body <_<;

2009-03-18 [Kitara Softpaw]: i never said i wanted to steal els 0.o shes not my friend persay shes my sis, thers a difference :D sorta 0.o

2009-03-18 [hammersmashface]: oh.  WELL IN THAT CASE...I .. ughh .. YOU SHOULD ughhh ..yeah you know!!

2009-03-19 [Chaotix Palidien]:  O_O; I do not want to hump that vase no i shouldint thats very bad hinting such things 13 >>;

2009-03-19 [hammersmashface]: thers nothing wrong in dry humping inanimat objecks :D...its not rape untill they say NO :O

2009-03-19 [Chaotix Palidien]: <_< ** dry humps random inanimate objects ** :D they will never say no muwahahahahahahahahahahah =/

2009-03-19 [hammersmashface]: okok just be careful the electrical sockest dont say no ,BUT...:P

2009-03-19 [Chaotix Palidien]: ** humps the light bulb socket anyway :D** muwahahahahahahahah :D

2009-03-19 [Thaylian]: Hello.... *sighs*

2009-03-19 [hammersmashface]: welcome back Thaylian! :)

2009-03-20 [Thaylian]: *smiles*

2009-03-21 [Chaotix Palidien]: <_<

2009-03-21 [hammersmashface]: maybe you can answer my question Thay...how come the tavern of the lost banner is upsidedown

2009-03-21 [Luxord]: cuz we're all crazy like that.

2009-03-22 [hammersmashface]: :P

2009-03-22 [Fuu]: Because we flipped it? Idk?

2009-03-22 [hammersmashface]: :) this is just too crazy!

2009-03-23 [Thaylian]: Some how the coding was messed with... probably a glitch in Elftown... *smiles big and winks outragiously* Oh! And it doesn't matter cause I have new banners in the works. (I love my friends)

2009-03-23 [hammersmashface]: O.O is there somthing in your eye?? *pulls out the Clear Eyes wow! (TM)

2009-03-23 [Chaotix Palidien]: O_o; wtf is up with that
<_<;

2009-03-31 [Thaylian]: *laughs and plays with the bottle of Clear Eyes* Thanks!

2009-03-31 [Chaotix Palidien]: still that was random as fuck XD

2009-03-31 [hammersmashface]: :P it was in reaction to   *smiles big and winks outragiously*

2009-04-01 [Chaotix Palidien]: lmfao that was great XD

2009-04-02 [Thaylian]: *glares* Geez.... You guys are mean... *pouts*

2009-04-03 [Fuu]: *hugs Thay* We love you Thay.

2009-04-03 [hammersmashface]: yeah even tho you have odd blinking habits :D

2009-04-03 [Thaylian]: *hugs back and throws a teaddy bear at Hour*

2009-04-03 [hammersmashface]: *cuddles on bear  i wish Elwyne would return :(

2009-04-03 [Chaotix Palidien]: >;

2009-04-04 [Thaylian]: *sigh* Oh geez.... Kids....

2009-04-04 [hammersmashface]: i got my wish...on teh same day even...rub me im lucky today :D

2009-04-04 [hammersmashface]: *jumps up and down giggleing

2009-04-04 [Thaylian]: *stares at Hour* Don't get offended... but... I won't be rubbing you... *winks*

2009-04-04 [hammersmashface]: thats ok ,more good luck for me! :D :P

2009-04-04 [Thaylian]: Ok... gonna try and get some sleep! Insomnia sucks! XD

2009-04-04 [hammersmashface]: if i had insomnia i would love it

2009-04-05 [Elwyne]: Well, I'm back... sorta... for the moment at least. Not sure if it will last or not though...

2009-04-05 [Chaotix Palidien]: yes you stay its awesome :D

2009-04-05 [Elwyne]: I'm trying... my internet is popping off and on though. It's sooo annoying.

2009-04-05 [Thaylian]: Awe! El! *beats internet provider to a pulp?*

2009-04-06 [Fuu]: El I'll trade! You can have my working net and I'll find a way to fix me the semi-functioning one you give me. If we switch cell phones and you deal with the person from Africa calling me, the telemarketers, people in Europe, and the contracting firms in Europe calling me (all of which I have no idea how the hell they got my number) :D Can we?

2009-04-06 [hammersmashface]: oh i gave them the number :P...by the way are you interested in purchesing our new line of highly recomended ...blah blah blah

2009-04-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: <_< no i don't want a dildo >_>

2009-04-07 [Fuu]: .... 13 I would not try and get yourself on my hitlist... trust me. lol :P

2009-04-07 [Thaylian]: *hugs Fuu* I will trade! But you get to deal with all the crap I am dealing with! I would gladly deal with telemarketers!

2009-04-07 [hammersmashface]: but ma'am this produckt is a one in a kind revolutionary blessing to you dayly life...not only will you be amazed you will be ... blah blahblah

2009-04-07 [hammersmashface]: i should oof been a telemarketer

2009-04-07 [Thaylian]: *shakes head and stuffs a cookie into Hour's mouth* Ugh.

2009-04-07 [hammersmashface]: *sits down with big cartoon eyes and quietly munches away

2009-04-08 [Elwyne]: (burst out laughing) I'd give your cell phone to my sister she likes scaring the death out of annoying people!

2009-04-08 [Fuu]: XD That sounds like a blast for her - and me not dealing with it would be AWESOME.

2009-04-08 [hammersmashface]: you shoud try selling stuff back to them...be like ohh wow yeah but hey listin i got this great selection of been bags for sell...JUST immagin you can make all theas calls in comfort

2009-04-08 [hammersmashface]: orrrrrr as one of my friends dose it "yes hold on ill tell you how much i want as soon as im done robbing this house

2009-04-08 [Thaylian]: Nice!

2009-04-09 [Fuu]: XD

2009-04-09 [Fuu]: Sometimes I answer the phone speaking a different language. Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Russian, Italian... etc. It has worked all but once when the person started speaking what I had answered in.

2009-04-09 [hammersmashface]: lol you should of suddenly switched it then from one extream to another lmao 

2009-04-09 [hammersmashface]: wait a second you cant speak geramn !! :P and i cant spell it lol

2009-04-09 [Thaylian]: *blinks*

2009-04-10 [Elwyne]: My sister and I used to answer the phone together. Sis "Hello? Joe's Morgue you stab em we slab em!" Turns away from phone a bit "Hey Mo! What we got for lunch today?" Me a little further. "Looks like liver today Joe!"

2009-04-10 [Luxord]: a friend and i once pretended to be having sex when a telemarker called. they're like "umm... ummm. you sound busy. I'll call back later." they never did.

2009-04-10 [hammersmashface]: lol

2009-04-10 [Chaotix Palidien]: thats awesome XD

2009-04-10 [Elwyne]: Are we being helpful at all Fuu? You could always use some of our suggestions here.

2009-04-10 [hammersmashface]: or jsut chainge your number :D

2009-04-11 [Luxord]: i think you should try using the sex tactic... it's really fun. just need a good friend to help you out.

2009-04-11 [Elwyne]: it would certainly freak people out... then again there are some people who would enjoy listening in to things like that. I think they are called voyeurs or something.

2009-04-11 [hammersmashface]: lol i...ummm never mind :P :P

2009-04-11 [Luxord]: most people would be too embarrassed at work i think

2009-04-12 [Chaotix Palidien]: id be the perv to ask who,s useing the vibrater function of the phone :P

2009-04-12 [Thaylian]: *blinks* Wow... Ha... Um.......... I plead the fifth.

2009-04-12 [Chaotix Palidien]: you do :D idk   nvm >_>;

2009-04-12 [Fuu]: I think I am going to just wait for my new phone and new number.

2009-04-12 [Elwyne]: Awwwww... but wouldn't it be fun to see how they'd react Fuu?

2009-04-12 [Fuu]: ....ummmmmm..... I'd be too embarrassed myself I think. Especially with Reno's idea. And when it comes to Reno's idea there's only one friend really I'm close enough to and that would still be weird and awkward.

2009-04-13 [Elwyne]: (smiles) It's ok, we were just being sillies... at least I was... though my sister and I did pull the Joe's Morgue once or twice. The less creative thing we came up with when too many people call is just to say "Grand Central Station." 

2009-04-14 [Thaylian]: I answer the phone "Maggie's Whore House, two-for-one spring special. How may I help you today?" *smiles evilly*

2009-04-14 [hammersmashface]: lmao...do whore houses have phones ?

2009-04-14 [Elwyne]: Doesn't everyone now a-days?

2009-04-15 [Fuu]: It wouldn't surprise me if they did.

2009-04-16 [Luxord]: my 10 year old neice has a cell

2009-04-16 [hammersmashface]: if/where or what ever i have a kid...imma get him/her one of those world war II communication unit...the one you have to wear as a backpack and then set on the ground open this 15 Ft antena...crank it up by spinning the leaver on the side lol...cost about 3K dosnt come with any payment plan...and you get reception ANY where...unlimited wold distance calling...:P come in black or green...

2009-04-16 [Chaotix Palidien]: sweet
XD
XD

2009-04-16 [hammersmashface]: dosnt come with texting or any games BUT you can drop that bugger off a 10Ft wall and it will remain compleatly in tackt :D

2009-04-17 [Elwyne]: (chuckles) That's true, I think I want to get one now!

2009-04-17 [Thaylian]: I love my cell. It keeps me sane. Lol. Hey! If you want my cell # ask. You guys are ok to have it.

2009-04-17 [hammersmashface]: :D can i prank call you?

2009-04-17 [Fuu]: lol Thay - maybe sometime in the future... after I have my new #

2009-04-18 [Luxord]: ya'll can have mine too just asl

2009-04-19 [Thaylian]: Ugh... I hate hospitals...

2009-04-23 [Luxord]: i do too

2009-04-24 [hammersmashface]: i hate the smell of haospitals **hodls nose shut :*(

2009-04-24 [Elwyne]: ugh, yeah, but oddly enough there's one place I've been too that smelled worse (to me)

2009-04-24 [hammersmashface]: my house?

2009-04-24 [Elwyne]: I've never been to your house, so how would I know if it smells? Unless you mean your ET house, and that's on the computer so it isn't stinky.

2009-04-24 [hammersmashface]: ohh good thenits just me huh? somthing in my house smells i dono

2009-04-24 [Chaotix Palidien]: > sorry the last time i snuck in i kinda dropped a loafer in your basement <<;

2009-04-24 [hammersmashface]: ohhh that was YOUR leg that tootone had :P

2009-04-24 [Chaotix Palidien]: lol i dropped a brown bomb in your basement and closet >_>

2009-04-24 [Fuu]: Ugh - hospitals scare me.... I'm at them too often.

2009-04-30 [MarcusUmasa]: hello to all!

2009-04-30 [Elwyne]: hi! (waves to Marcus)

2009-04-30 [hammersmashface]: *throws Chaotix leg to the side and welcomes the new guest...

2009-05-01 [MarcusUmasa]: (waves to everyone) how is everyone?

2009-05-01 [hammersmashface]: looks like every one is asleep...where are you from and what time is it there? lol

2009-05-01 [MarcusUmasa]: im from indiana and its 1 am here

2009-05-01 [Chaotix Palidien]: im from mi usa its 6:52 here :D

2009-05-01 [hammersmashface]: oh ok was just wondering...it was 12 here,

2009-05-01 [MarcusUmasa]: gah another day with no sunshine

2009-05-01 [hammersmashface]: hurray *throws confetti

2009-05-03 [MarcusUmasa]: beautiful day out

2009-05-03 [hammersmashface]: same here, its raining...time to take a shower :D

2009-05-03 [Thaylian]: Me+Sun=OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-04 [MarcusUmasa]: aw im sad now about your sun burn. ill make it up to you

2009-05-04 [hammersmashface]: *squirts Alo gell all around the room **sings like a child

2009-05-04 [Elwyne]: It's sunny here just now... I've been out in the yard cleaning. I'm afraid I'm the person that just barely tans in the sun instead of burning. My sister is a burner though.

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: lol i turn slightly red jsut a lil bit...and then BAM! 2 weeks later my entire body peels like a snake...even in areas that didnt get any sun burn :S

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: I spent two whole weeks working outside every day during Jr. High and barely got any color to my skin at all, and I certainly didn't burn.

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: thats cause the sun fears you...it saw wat you did to that dog!!

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: what dog?

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: that dog you beat up back in the day...where you wer at that other state and some dog chaised after you and you kicked it in the nose and chocked it out...

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: What? That never happened! The dog tried to bite me and I was so surprized that I just stood there after it went back to the stoop it came from. No beating up involved.

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: its ok!! you need to let that aggression out...*looks around tavern and leans in closer...even if it was only a poor defencless dog who just wanted to be petted... :)

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: (shoves 13) oh stop it! I wouldn't do anything like that to a poor dog... YOU on the other hand! (starts to approach menacingly)

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: *raises chin
**slowly reaches for knife in pocket...

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: (wears a big grin)

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: *thinks <this hobbit is crazy>
**instantly surrenders

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: aaaawwwww!!! You're no fun. I was gonna tickle you!

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: i wonder if they made tickol resistand knight armor??

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: well... you can't actually tickle a knight in armor... not with your fingers at least... ah! I know! Feathers! You could slip the feather through the joints in the armor!

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: or mice!!

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: oooh! Good one! Or worse... (pauses dramatically) ... fleas! That would be mean though. And probably a little too realistic, since back in medieval times they probably did have fleas in their armor. Oh! I got a new funny list today!

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: funny list..?

*pulls up a chair

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: a list of funny comebacks for those cheesy pick-up lines that guys use on girls when they want to ask them out... ok it's only one page of the list. I can't find the rest.

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: *leans in to you and puts arm around your sholder...i lost my number, can i have yours?

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: (laughs) you already have my number! (shoves elbow into 13's stomach) yeah though, those kind of pick up lines! My list (if I had one for that particular pick up) would probably say something like 911

2009-05-05 [hammersmashface]: *licks tip of finger and wipes it on El...NOW! lets get you out of those wet cloths before you get sick

2009-05-05 [Elwyne]: Too late! (still not on the half of list that I have and to be honest I've never heard that one before)

2009-05-06 [Chaotix Palidien]: i want els number >_>;

2009-05-06 [MarcusUmasa]: hello all!

2009-05-06 [hammersmashface]: well im not giving it to you so <sticks out toung>

2009-05-06 [hammersmashface]: mornign MarcusUmasa...is that your real name??

2009-05-06 [Chaotix Palidien]: meanies its like a competition XD

2009-05-06 [hammersmashface]: it IS!!! guess what tho...I WIN :D

2009-05-06 [MarcusUmasa]: no thats not my real name. Jason is my name

2009-05-06 [Elwyne]: (stares at 13 and Chaotix) You two are being so silly!

2009-05-06 [hammersmashface]: <great big smile>

2009-05-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: **poofs inside a closet **

2009-05-07 [hammersmashface]: *locks the door from outside

2009-05-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: locking me in my own closet won't stop me ** grins **

2009-05-07 [hammersmashface]: *stick in the flesh eatting bugs from popular movies thru the key hole

2009-05-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: **loud crunching noises is heard and chaos is also heard awesome protein levels :D 

2009-05-07 [Thaylian]: *stares* Oh.... wow....

2009-05-07 [hammersmashface]: *asks Thay to make him a HARD drink...Somthing that taste like berries, in a dirty glass!!

2009-05-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: _>;

2009-05-10 [Thaylian]: *shakes head* Oh... Um... Ha...

2009-05-10 [Chaotix Palidien]: hmmmmmm crunchy goodness

2009-05-11 [hammersmashface]: *waits on drink
**eyeballs the room

2009-05-12 [Timi_Filth]: hello

2009-05-12 [hammersmashface]: *looks at this timi guy...if your here for a drink get in line, but its taking a long time...

**taps foot :D

2009-05-13 [Elwyne]: hello Timi

2009-05-13 [Chaotix Palidien]: :P
timmeh XD

2009-05-23 [MarcusUmasa]: ello

2009-05-24 [hammersmashface]: yellow

2009-05-24 [MarcusUmasa]: how is everyone in here? its been kinda quiet

2009-05-25 [hammersmashface]: yeah i been haveing net problems its been raining for 3 weeks now :S...and wen its not raining its clowdie...stupid satalite internet

2009-05-25 [Fuu]: lol. This is why I enjoy fios.

2009-05-25 [hammersmashface]: yeha i like Fabio too :P

2009-06-02 [MarcusUmasa]: wait fios...fabio...uh?

2009-06-02 [Fuu]: Save your brain and stay confused.

2009-06-02 [MarcusUmasa]: I have the hardest time stay focus and on topic unless its something serious

2009-09-01 [Silverline's Escape]: Hello lovelies,
So very apologetic for my absence,
Though I'm sure I've not been missed.
Because I've fallen so very behind, I'll be redoing my character and re-entering if that's alright,
And I'll be on a lot more,

2009-09-21 [Thaylian]: It is ok. I want peoples opinions here.Should I wipe out the tavern an start fresh?

2009-09-21 [hammersmashface]: wipe out the tavern and characters?? or just the tavern??

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: hrmm... I'll always be here for you, but maybe you should find out how many people are still around... and maybe see if you can attract some more players somehow? (just a suggestion I know it's not easy)

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: lol there are no players! the moonster ate them all :@ yum!

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: (giggles) oh no!

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <spits out a random shoe>

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: wasn't mine... I don't wear shoes!

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: O.o <spits out random chewed up blue cape>

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <offers it as a gift>

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: (cries) I'm a ghost!

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <puts cape around you> *cape falls right thru you <picks cape up and trys it several more times>

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: I've been eaten! (glares) you better not have digested me yet! (sticks head into stomach to check) Darn!

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <looks at you hungrly>

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: (glares back) you already ate me so you can't eat me again!

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <sad face>

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: I could always find you some mushrooms

2009-09-22 [hammersmashface]: <sad face turns into> >.< <-----what ever face this is called :P

2009-09-22 [Elwyne]: ouchie face?

2009-09-22 [Thaylian]: I think that is the "doh!" face. And I was thinking of hitting the perverbial reset button. Wiping the tavern clean.

2009-09-23 [hammersmashface]: go for it...i say put everthing in a wiki lybuary..no point in loosing all those good times

2009-09-24 [Thaylian]: Now, there would be some structure changes cause I started this thing as a newbie and I know some things now. lol